Dear Committee Members by Julie Schumacher
Over
the course of a year, Professor of Creative Writing, Jay Fitger, is asked to
write numerous Letters of Recommendation for students and fellow faculty
members. Dear Committee Members by Julie Schumacher is an acerbically
funny novel told exclusively through these letters. Being a creative writing
professor, Fitger can write skillfully and passionately about the qualities and
accomplishments of his students and former students, whether they are applying
for scholarships, fellowships, internships, or jobs as nannies, grocery clerks
or RV park attendants. Conversely, he can also use his writing skills to
cleverly damn, with faint praise, fellow, undeserving (in his mind) faculty members seeking promotions or new positions. Disgruntled with the modern world,
he inevitably strays off point in these letters to complain about the state of
higher education, the lack of respect for the English Department (as compared
to the Economics Department), remodeling projects on campus, the difficulty of
using modern technology and the unhappy state of his private life. Although he
appears to be a relentless curmudgeon, Professor Fitger is actually a man who
simply cares too much. As one colleague explained: “Fitger behaves like more of
an ass than he actually is.”
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